--- title: 'MAN WITH LEGION OF FEMALE ALTS FAILS TO SEXUALLY SATISFY A SINGLE ONE OF THEM' url: 'https://thesecondliar.co.uk/man-with-legion-of-female-alts-fails-to-sexually-satisfy-a-single-one-of-them' markdown: 'https://thesecondliar.co.uk/man-with-legion-of-female-alts-fails-to-sexually-satisfy-a-single-one-of-them.md' date: '2026-10-22' description: 'MAN WITH SEVENTEEN FEMALE ALTS FAILS TO SEXUALLY SATISFY ANY OF THEM A Second Life resident who operates seventeen female alternate accounts has admitted that, despite having complete control over every woman in his life, he has somehow managed to disappoint all seventeen of them sexually. Dante Ni…' --- PEOPLE & DRAMA # MAN WITH LEGION OF FEMALE ALTS FAILS TO SEXUALLY SATISFY A SINGLE ONE OF THEM A Second Life resident who operates seventeen female alternate accounts has admitted that, despite having complete control over every woman in his life, he has somehow managed to disappoint all seventeen of them sexually. 22 October 2026 # MAN WITH SEVENTEEN FEMALE ALTS FAILS TO SEXUALLY SATISFY ANY OF THEM **A Second Life resident who operates seventeen female alternate accounts has admitted that, despite having complete control over every woman in his life, he has somehow managed to disappoint all seventeen of them sexually.** Dante Nightfall, 54, has spent six years assembling what he describes as an extensive collection of independent, sexually adventurous women, all of whom share his IP address, payment information and the growing suspicion that they could have done considerably better. The seventeen women, whose names include Scarlett Temptation, Lexi Sinful, Raven Desire and something called Mistress Cupcake, occupy separate accounts, maintain distinct personalities and regularly engage in elaborate romantic relationships with Dante, who insists that each encounter is entirely spontaneous despite having personally arranged both sides of every conversation. "I don't understand what I'm doing wrong," explained Dante, whose bedroom contains approximately L$38,000 worth of adult furniture, eleven different brands of animated genitalia and a framed photograph of himself looking considerably more athletic than the man operating him. "I've bought everything. I've read the instructions. I even know what every woman is thinking because I'm the one thinking it." Despite these considerable advantages, Dante's performances have been described as disappointing by all seventeen women, including one who was specifically created with no personality, no standards and an overwhelming enthusiasm for absolutely anything. Scarlett Temptation, speaking through a separate viewer window on Dante's second monitor, said the problems had become impossible to ignore. "He's selfish, inattentive and completely incapable of understanding what a woman wants," she explained, using precisely the same keyboard Dante had used to arrange the interview. "I've tried telling him, but every time I start typing, he switches back to his own account and interrupts me." The situation became particularly embarrassing when Dante attempted to organise a group encounter involving six of the women, only to discover that his computer could not render their bodies simultaneously without reducing the frame rate to something approaching continental drift. The resulting evening involved fourteen minutes of frozen animations, three accidental teleportations, a detached penis hovering near the ceiling and an unfortunate incident in which Dante spent several minutes passionately embracing a decorative cushion while four women stood in T-poses waiting for their mesh bodies to arrive. One participant subsequently described the experience as "the worst sex I've ever had", a statement Dante was forced to type himself before switching accounts to apologise, then switching back to reject the apology on the grounds that he had clearly made no effort to understand her feelings. Relationship counsellor Dr Felicity Moonbeam believes the situation represents an unprecedented failure of male sexual competence. "Ordinarily, when seventeen women tell a man he's terrible in bed, we might look for common factors," she explained. "In this case, the common factor is that every single person involved is the same fat bloke in Carlisle eating a packet of custard creams." Moonbeam added that the situation was particularly concerning because Dante had created several of the women specifically to admire his sexual prowess. "One of them has 'Dante is the best lover I've ever had' written in her profile. He wrote that himself. She's now changed it to 'Never Again', which he also wrote himself. We're dealing with a man who has managed to lose an argument with his own imagination." Matters reached a crisis last Thursday when three of the women formed a private support group to discuss their experiences, unaware that Dante would have to log into each account individually to read the messages. The group, entitled Women Who Deserve Better, has since attracted eleven additional members, all of whom are Dante, and is reportedly considering a formal complaint against him for emotional neglect, sexual incompetence and repeatedly leaving the bedroom to answer the door for a Deliveroo driver. Dante has attempted to repair the damage by purchasing a new animation system, upgrading his graphics card and creating an eighteenth female avatar whose profile specifically states that she finds disappointment sexually irresistible. Unfortunately, the new arrival has already complained that Dante doesn't listen, doesn't communicate and appears to be more interested in adjusting the camera angle than establishing a meaningful connection. In a final attempt to understand the problem, Dante spent an entire evening logged in as Scarlett, experimenting with different animations and trying to establish exactly what his female companions found so unsatisfactory. The experience was reportedly transformative. "For the first time, I genuinely understood what it was like to be one of these women," he explained. "I felt ignored, unfulfilled and increasingly desperate for the whole thing to be over." Dante has now announced plans to create a nineteenth avatar, this time a woman whose sole purpose will be to appreciate his sexual abilities without criticism, complaint or unreasonable expectations. Her profile will contain just three words. "Completely satisfied. Always." 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