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MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES

A Microsoft outage has caused widespread confusion across Second Life after Copilot began returning answers to entirely unrelated questions, exposing thousands of residents who have apparently spent the past two years publishing whatever artificial intelligence gives them without bothering to read it first.

13 November 2026

MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES

MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE

FORTY-SEVEN Second Life residents have been horrifically fused together in a grotesque mass of limbs, genitalia, mesh clothing and increasingly distressed facial expressions after an overenthusiastic nightclub hostess sent out 300 teleport invitations simultaneously in an attempt to attract an audience for a shit deep house DJ.

13 Nov 2026

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SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS

A Second Life shape designer has called for greater recognition of her artistic contribution after spending four hours moving a woman’s hips slightly further apart before deciding they had been better where they were.

12 Nov 2026

PEOPLE

SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST

A new dating system will assess male residents according to their ability to purchase items from women's Marketplace wishlists, finally removing the inconvenience of getting to know somebody before discovering they're poor.

12 Nov 2026

PEOPLE

WOMAN PUTS ‘I’M FINE THANK YOU’ IN PROFILE BECAUSE APPARENTLY EVERYONE WANTS TO SHAG HER

A SECOND LIFE woman has put “I’M FINE THANK YOU” in her profile to discourage the relentless hordes of men apparently attempting to seduce her by asking how she is.

10 Nov 2026

PEOPLE

WOMAN QUIETLY MARKS PERSONAL LIFE CHANGE IN NIGHTCLUB CONTAINING 90 PEOPLE

A Second Life resident seeking a discreet fresh start has changed her name somewhere the platform could immediately tell 89 other people about it.

10 Nov 2026

COMMUNITY

INVENTOR OF CANINE ATTACHMENT TO RECEIVE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FROM FURRY COMMUNITY

A Second Life man who spent fourteen years perfecting a retractable canine foreskin is to receive a lifetime achievement award from the furry community for his outstanding contribution to making grown adults behave like dogs in increasingly unnecessary detail.

9 Nov 2026