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MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD ✦ THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS ✦ AVATARS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER WHAT THEIR NAMES ACTUALLY SAY ✦ SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS ✦ SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’ ✦ WOMAN MISSES SISTER’S WEDDING TO BUY ORANGE SOFAS FOR 50 LINDENS ✦ MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE ✦ MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES ✦ SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS ✦ SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST ✦

MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD ✦ THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS ✦ AVATARS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER WHAT THEIR NAMES ACTUALLY SAY ✦ SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS ✦ SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’ ✦ WOMAN MISSES SISTER’S WEDDING TO BUY ORANGE SOFAS FOR 50 LINDENS ✦ MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE ✦ MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES ✦ SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS ✦ SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST ✦

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