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VOL. 1   NO. 49 SATURDAY 14 NOVEMBER 2026 ALWAYS FREE • SL TIME
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MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD ✦ THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS ✦ AVATARS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER WHAT THEIR NAMES ACTUALLY SAY ✦ SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS ✦ SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’ ✦ WOMAN MISSES SISTER’S WEDDING TO BUY ORANGE SOFAS FOR 50 LINDENS ✦ MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE ✦ MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES ✦ SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS ✦ SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST ✦
MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD ✦ THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS ✦ AVATARS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER WHAT THEIR NAMES ACTUALLY SAY ✦ SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS ✦ SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’ ✦ WOMAN MISSES SISTER’S WEDDING TO BUY ORANGE SOFAS FOR 50 LINDENS ✦ MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE ✦ MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES ✦ SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS ✦ SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST ✦
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SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS
14 Nov 2026 FASHION & SHOPPING

SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS

SECOND LIFE MAN LEAVES MALE SHOPPING EVENT STILL LOOKING FOR CLOTHES
4 Nov 2026 FASHION & SHOPPING

SECOND LIFE MAN LEAVES MALE SHOPPING EVENT STILL LOOKING FOR CLOTHES

ZOOBY BABIES EXPOSED AS TAMAGOTCHIS THAT HAVE LEARNED HOW TO SHIT
29 Oct 2026 FASHION & SHOPPING

ZOOBY BABIES EXPOSED AS TAMAGOTCHIS THAT HAVE LEARNED HOW TO SHIT

MAN ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHES WARDROBE TO CHEST, DECIDES HE LOOKS FUCKING MAGNIFICENT
18 Oct 2026 FASHION & SHOPPING

MAN ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHES WARDROBE TO CHEST, DECIDES HE LOOKS FUCKING MAGNIFICENT

MAN WITH MAN-BUN SOMEHOW LOOKS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN REAL-LIFE COUNTERPART
16 Oct 2026 FASHION & SHOPPING

MAN WITH MAN-BUN SOMEHOW LOOKS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN REAL-LIFE COUNTERPART

LITHUANIAN WOMAN SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR NOT WEARING LELUTKA AVALON HEAD
8 Oct 2026 FASHION & SHOPPING

LITHUANIAN WOMAN SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR NOT WEARING LELUTKA AVALON HEAD

OUTRAGE AS MEN’S SHOE INSURANCE PREMIUMS SKYROCKET FOR FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW
6 Oct 2026 FASHION & SHOPPING

OUTRAGE AS MEN’S SHOE INSURANCE PREMIUMS SKYROCKET FOR FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW

SKINCREDIBLE RELEASES SKIN GRAFTS TO RECTIFY MULTIPLE BUTT SLAPS
29 Sep 2026 FASHION & SHOPPING

SKINCREDIBLE RELEASES SKIN GRAFTS TO RECTIFY MULTIPLE BUTT SLAPS

WOMAN WHO HAS NEVER PAID FOR ANYTHING IN SECOND LIFE APPEARS TO WANT A MEDAL FOR IT
29 Sep 2026 FASHION & SHOPPING

WOMAN WHO HAS NEVER PAID FOR ANYTHING IN SECOND LIFE APPEARS TO WANT A MEDAL FOR IT

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