VOL. 1 NO. 49 SATURDAY 14 NOVEMBER 2026 ALWAYS FREE • SL TIME

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MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD ✦ THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS ✦ AVATARS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER WHAT THEIR NAMES ACTUALLY SAY ✦ SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS ✦ SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’ ✦ WOMAN MISSES SISTER’S WEDDING TO BUY ORANGE SOFAS FOR 50 LINDENS ✦ MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE ✦ MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES ✦ SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS ✦ SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST ✦

MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD ✦ THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS ✦ AVATARS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER WHAT THEIR NAMES ACTUALLY SAY ✦ SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS ✦ SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’ ✦ WOMAN MISSES SISTER’S WEDDING TO BUY ORANGE SOFAS FOR 50 LINDENS ✦ MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE ✦ MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES ✦ SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS ✦ SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST ✦

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SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’

13 Nov 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’

SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS

12 Nov 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS

INVENTOR OF CANINE ATTACHMENT TO RECEIVE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FROM FURRY COMMUNITY

9 Nov 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

INVENTOR OF CANINE ATTACHMENT TO RECEIVE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FROM FURRY COMMUNITY

SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS FLOCK TO AURORA AS FIFTH NEW VIEWER IN THREE MONTHS PROMISES TO MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME

7 Nov 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS FLOCK TO AURORA AS FIFTH NEW VIEWER IN THREE MONTHS PROMISES TO MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME

SECOND LIFE WOMAN DISOWNS ENTIRE VIRTUAL FAMILY AFTER DISCOVERING SHE IS HER OWN GREAT-AUNT

7 Nov 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

SECOND LIFE WOMAN DISOWNS ENTIRE VIRTUAL FAMILY AFTER DISCOVERING SHE IS HER OWN GREAT-AUNT

SLOCATION, SLOCATION, SLOCATION

4 Nov 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

SLOCATION, SLOCATION, SLOCATION

SECOND LIFE MARIJUANA BORES NOW OFFICIALLY MORE INSUFFERABLE THAN REAL-LIFE EQUIVALENTS

1 Nov 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

SECOND LIFE MARIJUANA BORES NOW OFFICIALLY MORE INSUFFERABLE THAN REAL-LIFE EQUIVALENTS

SECOND LIFE MAN BECOMES INSPIRATIONAL WOMAN IN MALE-DOMINATED INDUSTRY OF PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN

28 Oct 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

SECOND LIFE MAN BECOMES INSPIRATIONAL WOMAN IN MALE-DOMINATED INDUSTRY OF PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN

ARRIVAL OF AI-POWERED INWORLD 3D PRINTING SPARKS CONCERNS ACROSS SECOND LIFE

20 Oct 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

ARRIVAL OF AI-POWERED INWORLD 3D PRINTING SPARKS CONCERNS ACROSS SECOND LIFE

TWENTY YEARS ON, SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS STILL UNABLE TO CREATE A CONVINCING ROCK

14 Oct 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

TWENTY YEARS ON, SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS STILL UNABLE TO CREATE A CONVINCING ROCK

Second Life's Most Uttered Phrases of 2026 Revealed

13 Oct 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

Second Life's Most Uttered Phrases of 2026 Revealed

WOMAN WITH 76,000 HEAD PATS DENIES USING BOTS DESPITE NOBODY EVER SEEING HER GET PATTED

10 Oct 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

WOMAN WITH 76,000 HEAD PATS DENIES USING BOTS DESPITE NOBODY EVER SEEING HER GET PATTED

SECOND LIFE UNVEILS MOST ADVANCED SEX BED EVER CREATED

6 Oct 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

SECOND LIFE UNVEILS MOST ADVANCED SEX BED EVER CREATED

PICTURESQUE NEW SECOND LIFE SIM EXPECTED TO GENERATE 14 MILLION IDENTICAL PHOTOGRAPHS

27 Sep 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

PICTURESQUE NEW SECOND LIFE SIM EXPECTED TO GENERATE 14 MILLION IDENTICAL PHOTOGRAPHS

MAN SEEKING CREATIVE COLLABORATION ACCIDENTALLY JOINS SECOND LIFE SWINGERS’ LINKEDIN

27 Sep 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

MAN SEEKING CREATIVE COLLABORATION ACCIDENTALLY JOINS SECOND LIFE SWINGERS’ LINKEDIN

PROFESSOR BRIAN COX ADMITS PRIMFEED TERMS OF SERVICE ARE BEYOND CURRENT UNDERSTANDING OF PHYSICS

24 Sep 2026 LIFE ON THE GRID

PROFESSOR BRIAN COX ADMITS PRIMFEED TERMS OF SERVICE ARE BEYOND CURRENT UNDERSTANDING OF PHYSICS