VOL. 1 NO. 49 SATURDAY 14 NOVEMBER 2026 ALWAYS FREE • SL TIME

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MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD ✦ THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS ✦ AVATARS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER WHAT THEIR NAMES ACTUALLY SAY ✦ SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS ✦ SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’ ✦ WOMAN MISSES SISTER’S WEDDING TO BUY ORANGE SOFAS FOR 50 LINDENS ✦ MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE ✦ MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES ✦ SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS ✦ SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST ✦

MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD ✦ THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS ✦ AVATARS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER WHAT THEIR NAMES ACTUALLY SAY ✦ SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS ✦ SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’ ✦ WOMAN MISSES SISTER’S WEDDING TO BUY ORANGE SOFAS FOR 50 LINDENS ✦ MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE ✦ MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES ✦ SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS ✦ SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST ✦

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MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD

14 Nov 2026 MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE

MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD

SECOND LIFE DJs DECLARE TIME AN UNWORKABLE CONCEPT FOLLOWING CLOCK CHANGE

23 Oct 2026 MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE

SECOND LIFE DJs DECLARE TIME AN UNWORKABLE CONCEPT FOLLOWING CLOCK CHANGE

DJ PREPARES 47 TRIBUTE SETS IN CASE ANYONE DIES BEFORE TUESDAY

18 Oct 2026 MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE

DJ PREPARES 47 TRIBUTE SETS IN CASE ANYONE DIES BEFORE TUESDAY

SCRIPTED CLUB BARTENDER BECOMES SELF-AWARE AND IMMEDIATELY REQUESTS TO BE DELETED

16 Oct 2026 MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE

SCRIPTED CLUB BARTENDER BECOMES SELF-AWARE AND IMMEDIATELY REQUESTS TO BE DELETED

NIGHTCLUB LAG NOW DENSER THAN A NEUTRON STAR AS VENUE RECORDS MORE RESTARTS THAN TRACKS PLAYED

14 Oct 2026 MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE

NIGHTCLUB LAG NOW DENSER THAN A NEUTRON STAR AS VENUE RECORDS MORE RESTARTS THAN TRACKS PLAYED

Residents Demand New DJ Animations After Twenty Years of DJ1 and DJ2

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Residents Demand New DJ Animations After Twenty Years of DJ1 and DJ2

OHNO PARTNER HUD DEVELOPERS PROMISE COUPLES WILL BE ABLE TO SYNC ANIMATIONS IN UNDER AN HOUR

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OHNO PARTNER HUD DEVELOPERS PROMISE COUPLES WILL BE ABLE TO SYNC ANIMATIONS IN UNDER AN HOUR

NEW INDIE CLUB RECREATES AUTHENTIC UNDERGROUND EXPERIENCE WITH £40 MILLION SOUND SYSTEM AND KURT COBAIN TIP JAR

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NEW INDIE CLUB RECREATES AUTHENTIC UNDERGROUND EXPERIENCE WITH £40 MILLION SOUND SYSTEM AND KURT COBAIN TIP JAR

TECHNO DJ PLAYS SAME EIGHT BARS FOR ONE HOUR AND 45 MINUTES WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING

6 Oct 2026 MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE

TECHNO DJ PLAYS SAME EIGHT BARS FOR ONE HOUR AND 45 MINUTES WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING

ONLY 8% OF PEOPLE IN EDM CLUB ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THE STREAM

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ONLY 8% OF PEOPLE IN EDM CLUB ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THE STREAM

SECOND LIFE CLUB HOST COMPLETES GRUELLING FOUR-HOUR SHIFT SAYING ‘WOOOOO!’

27 Sep 2026 MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE

SECOND LIFE CLUB HOST COMPLETES GRUELLING FOUR-HOUR SHIFT SAYING ‘WOOOOO!’

HIPSTER INDIE DJ ENTERS RECORD FOURTH DAY OF SEARCH FOR BAND NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF

27 Sep 2026 MUSIC & NIGHTLIFE

HIPSTER INDIE DJ ENTERS RECORD FOURTH DAY OF SEARCH FOR BAND NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF