VOL. 1 NO. 49 SATURDAY 14 NOVEMBER 2026 ALWAYS FREE • SL TIME

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MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD ✦ THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS ✦ AVATARS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER WHAT THEIR NAMES ACTUALLY SAY ✦ SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS ✦ SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’ ✦ WOMAN MISSES SISTER’S WEDDING TO BUY ORANGE SOFAS FOR 50 LINDENS ✦ MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE ✦ MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES ✦ SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS ✦ SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST ✦

MAN TOO IDLE TO BUY OWN DANCES CONTINUES LOOKING A BIT OF A FANNY ON GIRLFRIEND’S HUD ✦ THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS ✦ AVATARS HORRIFIED TO DISCOVER WHAT THEIR NAMES ACTUALLY SAY ✦ SECOND LIFE EAR SPACER EPIDEMIC WORSENS AS MAN’S LEFT LOBE GRANTED REGION STATUS ✦ SL TOILET MANUFACTURER STATES ‘NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT EITHER, BUT WHILE THEY’RE SELLING…’ ✦ WOMAN MISSES SISTER’S WEDDING TO BUY ORANGE SOFAS FOR 50 LINDENS ✦ MASS TELEPORT TO SECOND LIFE NIGHTCLUB RESULTS IN 47 RESIDENTS BEING FUSED INTO SINGLE HORRIFIC ARESHOLE ✦ MICROSOFT OUTAGE SEES SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS BLINDLY POSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S COPILOT RESPONSES ✦ SHAPE DESIGNER DEMANDS RESPECT FOR YEARS SPENT MOVING SLIDERS ✦ SECOND LIFE INTRODUCES CREDIT RATINGS FOR MEN HOPING TO SPEAK TO WOMEN WITH A WISHLIST ✦

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Seasonal Bullshit

THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS

14 Nov 2026 SEASONAL BULLSHIT

THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM: SECOND LIFE ENJOYS BRIEF AUTUMN PERIOD BEFORE THE REAL HALLOWEEN SHIT STARTS

WINTER-THEMED SIMS JOIN FORCES TO MAKE SURE EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS A FUCKING ICE SKATING RINK

31 Oct 2026 SEASONAL BULLSHIT

WINTER-THEMED SIMS JOIN FORCES TO MAKE SURE EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS A FUCKING ICE SKATING RINK

MAN NOW OWNS WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF TORCHES AFTER VISITING SEVERAL HALLOWEEN SIMS

10 Oct 2026 SEASONAL BULLSHIT

MAN NOW OWNS WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF TORCHES AFTER VISITING SEVERAL HALLOWEEN SIMS

NOT PARTICULARLY SCARY CLOWNS NOW FUCKING EVERYWHERE

6 Oct 2026 SEASONAL BULLSHIT

NOT PARTICULARLY SCARY CLOWNS NOW FUCKING EVERYWHERE